Saturday, March 17, 2012

wanted: bandit baby


for: stealing sleep and spare time, killing us with cuteness
last seen: in the bouncer
weight: around 11 1/2 pounds
height: 23ish inches
aka: Joshua, baby, Joshie, baby Joshua
if found: please feed him, burp him, change his diaper, and put him to sleep before returning him

Please tell me I am not the only parent who has resorted to the wedge the binkie in the mouth trick so that I can finish making dinner/assist one of the other children/take a shower/get dressed/go to the bathroom. It kills me that sometimes he takes that binkie like a champion and you can't wrestle it away from him while other times he launches it out of his mouth to the other side of the room.

1 comment:

Laura said...

Hilarious. At least you get moments with the binkie. Mr. Will just like to launch it...nothing more. :)