future blackmail photos

I am a terrible person who took pictures of her son wearing his sister's frilly, pink shoes. Is it my fault that he likes to put her shoes on and clomp around the house? Probably as I have a bit of a shoe issue myself which started very innocently when I was a child. (I used to come home from school and put on high heels and wear them around the rest of the day. What was I thinking? I don't even own a pair of heels now.) It's just so endearing to see him struggle into her shoes and then wear them around so proud of himself for getting them on. And someday when I need a little blackmail material these pictures are going to be just the ticket. They will bring the teenage Zach or the grown-up Zach to his knees when I remind him of the pictures I have of him in the pink girl shoes. If I don't like his girlfriend, I can just threaten to bring out the pictures...If he is being an awful teenager, I can remind him about the pink shoes...I'm off to take some blackmail pictures of Sarah. I might need them before she's even a teenager.