sarah says...

• "Everyone says that your cookies are the worst." They do? This is the first I have heard of it. Consequently, we have not made cookies recently. They are too awful. I wouldn't want to subject anyone to them.
• "When are we going to be rich again?" To this I must ask when were we rich? Did I miss that period in our lives? I asked her a little bit about it, and she said, "How did you ever have enough money to buy a car when you got married? Did your parents just give it to you?"
• "Mom, when you die, can I have all of your stuff?" Ummm, sure. By then, you probably won't want it anyway.
• "Can we stay up until nine and a half?" When she asked like that, I simply had to say yes.
• "That must be Allegra's (her friend) dad. He's wearing a scarecrow shirt." What, you may be wondering, is a scarecrow shirt. I was wondering as well, so I asked her. Her reply: "you know, a shirt that a scarecrow wears."