jory vs. the kids

In the first corner, the heavyweight, weighing in at 190 pounds (totally guessing here), Uncle Jory. In the opposing corner, the lightweights, weighing in at anywhere from 25 to 80 pounds, all of the kids, including Brayle, Hunter, Sarah, Zach, Noah, Kade, and Jacob. And the fight went something like this.

The kids attack Uncle Jory and try to force him onto the slip 'n' slide.

When that proves fruitless, they begin tugging him in all directions.

With his incredible, bulging muscles, he pulls them all clear across the slip 'n' slide,

pulls free, and runs away.

After a heated chase around the lawn, they catch up with him again.

Sensing that he is wearing out and that the lightweights all teamed up together

likely outweigh him, he prepares for the inevitable by removing his belt.

Caught off guard, they rip his shirt from his back.

He can see that he is nearly beaten and removes additional clothing

and tosses his wallet to safety.

He concedes the fight by splashing down the slip 'n' slide,

and the kids have won!